Limited December drop Early-bird pricing ends as each pack sells out. Free standard shipping over $50.
Purple Ahem! pouch beside peanut butter and filled cookie crisps
Purple Ahem! peanut butter cookie crisps pouch on a white background
Close view of the zipper and top seal on the purple Ahem! pouch
Close a textured cookie crisp with a smooth peanut-butter-coloured centre
Cross-section view showing a crisp shell around a smooth peanut-butter-coloured centre
Ahem! pouch and filled cookie-crisp visualizations arranged on a desk

Last chance to get it this year

Ahem!

Peanut-butter crisp, then a creamy centre.

Limited December release Select a pack to see current availability.
Early-bird price $39.99 No crossed-out or unsupported regular price. Early-bird pricing lasts until this pack sells out.

Estimated fulfillment: begins December 1, 2026.

Delivery target: before Christmas. Dates are estimates, not guarantees.

Cancellation: available until the affected order line enters fulfillment processing; approved cancellations return to the original payment method and restore inventory.

Shipping: $7.99 standard shipping on merchandise subtotals up to and including $50.00; free from $50.01 after discounts and before tax.

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Ingredients, nutrition, allergens, storage, and product details

Limited December drop — last chance to get Ahem! this year.

Peanut butter cookie crisps with a light, crunchy bite. This is a limited preorder allocation: early-bird pricing lasts until the selected pack sells out, and the next drop is expected spring/summer 2027.

  • Estimated fulfillment begins December 1, 2026
  • Target arrival before Christmas; delivery dates are estimates, not guarantees
  • Full payment is collected at checkout
  • Cancellation is available until the affected order line enters fulfillment processing
  • Free standard shipping over $50; otherwise $7.99

Ingredients

Peanut butter, unbleached wheat flour, powdered sugar, water, whole-wheat flour, peanut flour, refined coconut oil, cornstarch, cocoa butter, salt, vanilla extract, baking powder, baking soda.

Nutrition

Per 28 g: 140 calories; 7.5 g fat (2.5 g saturated, 0 g trans); 0 mg cholesterol; 135 mg sodium; 14.5 g carbohydrate (1.5 g fibre, 5 g sugars including 5 g added sugars); 4 g protein.

Allergens and storage

Contains peanuts and wheat. Store in a cool, dry place and reseal after opening. Any additional precautionary allergen statement will follow manufacturer-approved packaging.

RVVL is not affiliated with or endorsed by the makers or owners of any historical product that inspired this revival.

RVVL is not affiliated with or endorsed by the makers or owners of the historical product that inspired this revival. This is an RVVL product, not an original commercial formula or official reproduction.