December 2026 preorder launch status
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Ahem!, BONKO!, Mouthquake, and Kricko are launch-approved and available to all customers while each variant has inventory remaining. There is no separate member-only or public launch-date gate.
Estimated fulfillment begins December 1, 2026. Arrival before Christmas is the target, not a guarantee. The next supply is expected spring/summer 2027.
Still in research
Hi-Jinx and Crack of Noon remain non-purchasable research candidates. R&D Boost remains available only for those two.
Priority Access
Priority Access for Ahem!, BONKO!, Mouthquake, and Kricko applies only to the next drop after December 2026 and is not an option for the current drop.
Updates
Order confirmations, digital delivery, cancellations/refunds, fulfillment, and shipping notices are transactional. Production and campaign updates are released manually rather than through automatic marketing sequences.